After a two-game midweek sweep at EMU, the Diamond Dores welcome back Niles Crane’s often-alluded-but-never-seen ex-wife Marist for three sports games. Just like the midweek showdown, if we hear the sadness, it would be perfectly reasonable to paint all the walls in your house with salad and scrambled eggs thrown in a fit of ridiculous rage.
Quite elegant.
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on the mound
Friday @ 2:00pm SECN+
Vanderbilt #39 Jr. RHP Connor “The Spice” Fennell (0-0; 3.38 ERA)
vs. Marist #2 RS Jr. LHP Will “Last Testaments and Vestments” Taylor (0-1; 6.00 ERA)
The alignment
See you in the comments.